Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
To anyone who says the post is a LIE, no. It’s an expiriment to see if it works. Or how it does when it does.
All of my life, I’ve had to pretend to be something I wasn’t. And to become what I wanted to become, I couldn’t be what I am.
2019 smells like money and healing. no more toxic bullshit. self love and prosperity only!
hallmark movie
woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me
her black friend: you need a MAN
woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale
woman: ok dad
man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year
woman: :/
man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…
woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
New best reply.
I read this quote from this writer whose name I forget. But it said something like, ten percent of the population is cruel, and ten percent is merciful. And the other eighty percent can be swayed in either direction. I’m also pretty sure that that writer has never seen a Worldstar fight video or 4chan or Twitter.
Because at the end of the day, nothing unites us like a good tragedy.
Assassination Nation (2018) dir. Sam Levinson